ronaldkn0x:

ur cute AND funny??? hahhahhahahhahaha„ OH no

(via haroldcanyounot)

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

(via r-olige)

bluebeanze:

friendship is so weird???

Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker

(Source: homobeans, via pizza)

palesexuality:

cardinal-signs:

palesexuality:

pandochiisbox:

palesexuality:

99 bottles of self hate on the wall 

take one down 

toss it around

shit i knocked it on the ground fucking hell i’m such a piece of shit 

98 bottles of self hate on the wall 

When you get to 0…do you suddenly start liking yourself?

no you turn around and suddenly there’s 99 more bottles 

this is actually a really good analogy

i try 

(Source: faystop, via pizza)

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

(via pizza)